Let’s try that again shall we…
I’ve laid on a very nice treat for you, it’s this video of The Apprentice.
A quick word of warning first – it’s a little bit smutty, so if you watch it at work, one of you will get fired.
I’ve been working on this video for a couple of months, on and off. I watched 45 episodes of The Apprentice (most of them several times), and material from 43 of them made it into the final piece. Basically, it was a lot of work.
Oh, one more thing. If you’ve never heard our stuff before, you might like to check out some of our earlier, audio-only pieces on youtube. I particularly recommend the David Attenborough and Jamie Oliver ones.
UPDATE: You asked for t-shirts (well, probably not you specifically, but a few people did). So, in a blatant attempt to cash in on a short-lived internet fad, here they are:
cassetteboy.wordpress.com 
Fucking love this. Well worth the several months of work.
First comment!!
Excellent stuff cassetteboy.
I have donated something for your trouble.
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thank you for that.
genius, as ever.
We used your video on our site!
http://www.tvscoop.tv/2009/05/alan_sugar_gets.html
Link included. Hope it gets you loads of traffic!
Mof
Cassetteboy strikes again, absolute genius mate. Had me in absolute stitches, especially the “Bloody, bloody, bloody” part.
You are a genius of your time mate 😀
You’re hired!
Brilliant! Very well done, and very funny.
I bloody love this! 🙂
Fantastic stuff cassetteboy!
excellent… tightest yet 😉
and thems the goods.
nice one boy of cassettes.
excellent stuff.
i lol-ed.
quality as always. will be getting that new album at once.
So damn funny, I love that fireworks bit
Excellente.
I did a little SurAllun thingie too featuring the mighty Fall – Totally Fired: http://www.dailyreckless.com/music/totallyfired.htm
Bravo sir! Someone hire Cassettboy……
Wow, bladdy excellent stuff.
hilarity
amazing
Amazing !! The antidote I’ve been waiting for
to this terrible crap. Be good to have one for Dragon’s Den too, but maybe that one can never be funny..
bladdy brilliant! Thanks, CassetteBoy. Made my day!
I don’t watch the Apprentice, but this video was amazing. I was in fits of laughter, excellent editing, all the hard work has really paid off. Well done!
Utterly, utterly, fantastic.
Amazing. I started crying half way through and couldn’t stop.
Brilliant. A bit of wee came out.
Brilliant! Pissed myself (unfortunately, quite literally)…
this is perhaps the second most funny chain mail i’ve had today. i will be sure to forward it to my favoured mailing lists so that that i gain an extra few social status points. ta.
could you please remix some jeremy paxman in the future?
Well worth the effort. Bloody genius.
I bloody, bloody, bloody love it!
If I could upload my tears I would. Excellent work sir.
Thanks for making me choke to death laughing…
WKD!
very very funny. thanks.
hahahahha, is your dick a handful or is it that much
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awesome
Thank you for making me cry with laughter! Genius!
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That was the best video I’ve seen on the web ever. And that’s pretty much all my life consists of these days; watching videos on the web.
Brilliant!
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Utterly mindblowing… posted it on our site with full credit to your amazing skills.
Just watched that and thought it was absolutely hilarious. Well done, you have some imagination!
Crying here.
i was crying with laughter, very entertaining
Awesome work man, that must have taken forever!
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Amazing… but shouldn’t you be looking for work?
Ha ha ha – this is class! I cant stop laughing at it…
Genius!
laughed our heads off – thanks for freshening up the day!
I nearly cried. This is amazing!
Dudes, you are comedy genii…. Wicked.. 🙂
Brilliant – have you checked out Adam Buxton’s Apprentice song over at 6Music btw? Also excellent.
Mate well worth the time it took you.
I was nearly pissing myself watching it. Sadly i did watch it at work, but thankfully my boss didn’t “bloody” fire me.
Lets get this out to the world
Ha ha love it!
Great stuff.
uh… it’s GONE!
Man, that was genius. It has however just been deleted off of Vimeo. Please host on Youtube or similar?
It got removed – youtube! youtube!
Link appears to be down for me. Anyone else got a similar problem?
where’s it gone?? put it back up!
where’s it gone! 😦
What happened to the video? Lawyers get in touch?
What’s happend to the video? I wanted to watch it again 😀
What’s happened to the video?
deleted from vimeo 😦
Oh no, it’s gone!
Managed to catch a bit of it. Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages.
gutted the link has been taking down. i wanted to watch the genius again.
The video has gone. I needed to watch it for the 20th time today.
Has Alan filed a lawsuit against you? Bring it back, or one of you will end up in some kind of Cuban prison camp.
I’m just glad I saw this before some dickless fuck got it taken down
This was awesome!
Where’s it gone?
It’s disappeared? What gives?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Watched it, pissed myself laughing, went to show others and its gone!
BIGSADFACE.
*n
That was absolute Genius.. Seems to have been deleted now though!!! Why!!
AArrrggh, its gone!??! 😦
The clip is down 😦
Anyone got a mirror for it?
Oh noes! Where has it gone? I really really want to watch it! x
What happened there? Copyright laws or somesuch?
Lasted half a day… who’s complained?!?!
THIS WAS AMAZING.
shame it’s gone
Where’s it gone?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’ve not laughed so hard in ages – in tears i was…
Nice work.
That’s bluddy bluddy BLUDDY brilliant.
I will spread the word.
Superb! I’m now trying to remove the mental image of Siralan in a tight panty girdle from my head…
Brilliant!
If only the real thing was this funny, I might watch it. Bravo!
nice work. checking out some of the older stuff now as well… keep em coming
Bloody excelllent.
Oh god I haven’t laughed so hard at something in a very long time! Thank you!
Crying with laughter. I laughed so hard I’m sure I missed half the jokes.
I really hope they’ll see the joke and not get shirty about it, but something tells me…
Extremely funny, well made too!
😀
AMAZING…
That is just genius.
@fxhe, that you Omar???
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Genious, total genious.
Nothing short of brilliant
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This is without doubt, one of the funniest things I have EVER seen.
Tears literally streaming down my face.
Fantastic work 🙂
Marvellous!
Bloody brilliant!
Thank you for the funniest thing seen on You Tube in years.
Off to watch it again.
Bloody Apprentice..bloody brilliant
Bladdy brilliant. This needs to be brought to the attention of the You’re Fired producers asap.
excellent work ..sent it as a link on facebook yesterday…. have you thought of approaching comedy central with this as a 5 minute slot link ,like the leslie quint pieces ,which are tired and been shown every night for like 2 years….(eg 5 am channel128 )
Will send to a non uk connection,but well done and keep on
Absolutely brilliant! I can’t imagine how much time and effor this took to make. I wish I could do it, I couldn’t stop laughing!
Made me snigger…then chuckle a bit…then laugh heartily till I had tears in my eyes! Brilliant stuff. Thanks for all the hard work – it was worth it!
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Pure comedy genius, fckn fantastic!!!
fanfuckingtastic more please
Oh, that was pure brilliance! Loved it!
This clip is fucking hilarious.
I cried with laughter and had to reapply my mascara.
Sheer genius.
Cassetteboy rocks!
I just cried with laughter watching that. Amazing.
Just terriffic. Although at the end I wish he’d asked the moon-faced one to kiss his arse.
This is without a doubt, the best video I’ve seen this year.
FANTASTIC
Utter genius! Had me laughing so hard!
Blluuddy brilliant! Shall be emailing mates about this asap
That has really cheered me up this afternoon 🙂
Very well done!
Genius 😀
Funniest thing I’ve ever seen LD
Great work! Shame about the typo. Should read The Bladdy Apprentice. 🙂
dear god
amazing
Excellent work! Bloody marvellous!
Very good work! Thankyou indeed!
A strong contender for funniest movie on the net – genius and worth it for all the tears of laughter from those that watch it!!!
THIS HAD MADE MY YEAR!!!!!!
I’M HURTING LAUGHING!!!!!
Love the video hope you like my blog.
http://footieblog.wordpress.com/
Best thing I’ve seen in youtube!
Wouldn’t be surprised if this reached ‘Most viewed vid’!
B.t.w. How long did this take to create? I can only imagine years….
hilarious – bloody hilarious
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LOL!
Awesome stuff!
I hope the first thing you did was to index all the words in at least the boardroom, either using speech recognition or manually….
Then of course you could search for words you wanted and where they occurred, and splice the bits as you needed them.
Or did it truly take months and months of OCD manual work? Ahhh art!
Utterly brilliant
genius as always. I just bought your book, hope that helps a bit.
Sir, this is excellent excellent work. Thank you, it has cheered me up no end today.
I suspect I will never be able to hear the theme music again without singing along
bloody, bloody blooody bloody……….
brilliant!
This is just fantastic. I’ve watched it four or five times and each time there are tears rolling down my face. Superb. Congratulations.
Fantastic stuff – enjoyed every minute
Truly truly brilliant. I am amazed.
Man. A DVD of stuff like this would have me pissing myself for a week.
Good stuff guys and really well done
Love it. Great work. Kept me very happy today!
Hats off to you. Incredible. Brilliant.
That was truly an outstanding piece of comedy there, brilliant work – haven’t laughed so hard in ages, I’ll be sure to tell everyone about you! thanks a lot for the effort put in into making it! 🙂
Absolutely amazing. Nearly pissed my pants! You deserve a donation!
Even my roommate enjoyed it. Turn up some RSS action on your blog, purleez!
Fuck, but that’s funny.
You, sir, are nothing short of a superdeity.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
Great stuff.
Awesome, absolutely brilliant, great job.
This is such an amazing mashup of Apprentice clips. Chris Moyles really needs to see this and get it on his show after all the mashups they do with The Apprentice. Great work!
That was amazing. One day I hope to have lost as much money as siralan
Best thing I have seen in along time, if only the BBC actually produced something this good…
no mirrors?
Great work. Keep it up.
Apprentice = shit, this = shitter.
Especially love how well you synced the ‘bloodies’ to the Dance of the Knights!
I suggest a Prokofiev vs Sir Alan Christmas single 🙂
This is excellent !!!
Fantastic! So funny. Can you put it in Google Video please so I can download it for my ipod?
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love it love it love it…i think i might watch it again 🙂
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! Good work!
‘I’ve got frying pans and cocktail sticks comin’ out me arse!’
I cried when he said that. Bloody brilliant.
Feckin’ amazing. Will be buying a t-shirt so you can continue to do your thing. Keep up the good work.
Spectacularly funny as always!! Smashed it!!
i love the Apprentice.
but I love your video MORE.
proper, proper genius.
This is a work of dedicated genius. Hilarious every time I watch it. Well done 🙂
This is a masterpiece. You can die a happy man, knowing that you have achieved something with your life!
You’re hired…
“Sir Alan will see you now……………….”
Brilliant, as always!
Bloody brilliant! My chest is hurting from laughing so much! Keep making these videos!
Saw this in The Metro and think its just the funniest thing I have seen in ages. Well done on your most viewed
That’s brilliant! Well done! Deserves all the exposure it gets!!!
chuffing genius. thank you!
I couldn’t get through even one episode of this toss – thanks for wading through it; bloody heroic task.
Amazing stuff. Almost pissed myself with laughter there.
ah…progress, a far cry from the pause, rewind, play, record of yesteryear!..or is it?
Nice one fullas
Loved it!!
x
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Excellent; well done!
Can I suggets that your next victims be the Britain’s Got Talent judges?
next level cassette boyness ……
effing brilliant !
This is quite simply the funniest thing I have seen all year – absolutely brilliant, thanks
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excellent effort – well done
You must have needed therapy after such close quarters editing. It BRILLIANT!!!!
so so so so so so funny – well done!!
I just cried laughing watching that. Thank you – made my bloody day!
Pure genius
You clear spent a lot of time on this, and you nailed it.
audio pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! i wanna rinse this shit on the sound system
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fucking tip top
genius. the funniest thing on the internet at the moment (probably).
SO funny, pure genius, AND the time and effort you put into it is greatly appreciated 😀
I think Jeremy Kyle would be a great one, annd Simon Cowell.
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RT: @Wossy: I asked Sir Alan Sugar if he had seen Cassette Boy mash up . He had and LOVES it. Got great sense of humour about himself.
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ive got a few old cassette boy edits on vinyl but want more any for sale ??????????
Hilarious.
Just watched it three times in a row.
Cried with laughter every time.
You should definitely do one on the crap that comes out of Piers Morgan’s mouth on Britain’s got talent.
Would be brilliant.
ive just crapped nyself
ive just crapped myself
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Nicely played!
Thank you I am crossposting with a hat tip to you
Got here via calling England as well
BRILLIANT!
superb, looks like a hell of a lot of hard work went into that
would love to see more videos, your audio ones are good but to see it makes it so much better.
Fabulous! I was howling!
2nd wax equestrian’s words
next level cassette boyness ……
effing brilliant !
we av uploaded vid 2 r website (full credit 2 u )
and av played it live on air lol…i never thought u cud top yr George Bush ..this is next level business..andy
That was the funniest thing I have seen for ages, quality mate.
I didn’t like it at all
Amazing, has got everyone in the office in hysterics….. shit I just got fired!
Great stuff, loved it, made me laugh all the way through!
Very, very good. I Twittered this and will be doing more – deserves a small BAFTA and airing on Your’e Fired…
really hilarious, I hope the man himself sees it
Loved it, what a laff! Can’t send any money but can send you an album or two. I’d love you to fuck with my music.
Hint: Add more tags to the YouTube video like ‘spoof’ for more viewers =D
You are the Banksy of the Audio/Edit world!! look forward to future works!! effin’ love the bluddy apprentice, it bought tears to my bluddy eyes
schnizzz
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Absolutely brilliant!
Best I’ve seen!
I’ve had a go at a Gordon one too, not up to your standard but you might find this amusing?.
spot on – I hate the man, sorry you had to watch so much. Excellent job, needed doing, big time.
This is an adolescent, puerile, schoolboy attempt at humour. Did you do this all by yourself?
I suppose watching the Apprentice may be partly to blame.
I cringed and shook my head in disbelief throughout the appallingly unfunny video. I gather it was taken down from Youtube; bum bloody fart. That’s not funny either.
haha
thats amazing !!!
must have taken ages to do !!
Totally amazing!
oh “Lance Merckx” who posted on here, do you have a sense of humour you idiot?
this stuff is what the internet was made for!
“Cock & Bollox”
Rock on!
You’re a fucking genius !
Absolutely brilliant, made me laugh. Keep up the good work!